Dangers of the world are assaulting cats of today! If cat owners don’t have these critical conversations with their cats, their cats’ standard nine lives will be expended way before their time.

Do you know a cat owner? Are you a cat owner? Do you need a gag gift for a cat owner? This is just the book you need. How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety addresses all the topics which are taking siege on cats of today. In a Q&A format the book guides you in discussing these hot topics with your feline: gun safety, evolution, abstinence, online safety, drugs, puberty, post apocalyptic survival, and satanism. Sample conversation starters are:

  • “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?”
  • “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?”
  • “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

As American Patriots, we need to raise up the next generation of strong cats. This book is the most comprehensive guidebook we have found to assist cat owners of the world. Once the cat owner works through the questions in the book, the cat will have a firm foundation to go into the world and defend against the attacks on his/her limited nine lives.

The world puts too much emphasis on a cat’s outward appearance. This manual arms cats of the America with the values needed to change the future of our nation’s cat population. We can thank the American Association of Patriots for helping cat owners everywhere tackle the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets.

Can you think if a better coffee table book or gag gift for cat lovers? We can’t.


How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety